i-am-wizz:

chucktayl0r:

LMFAO im done. that about wraps up my night.

hahahhahahahaha

Swag

Lovely. Awesome. Baller. 24/7. 36 motherfucking 5

stupid thing but whatever

ahem ahem ahemmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I’ll see you soon,

My wonderful asian ace boon coon,

we will laugh cuddle smoke L’s and sip patron,

before spending our one year anniversary with christian and greg watching the throne,

as i sip on this jug of bacardi and tang,

its 4:16 in the afternoon and all i wanna do is eat tex mex with my boo thang,

yeah you my boo thang, thats what them colored folks say,

but it could be worst than calling you that, could be calling you nothing, i could be gay,

but im not tho, no way i dont go that way,

so ill see you soon katherine lee, my bay bayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

BARS

*Crowd snaps fingers*

Ive been accused blamed and fucked with on 3 seperate occasions by 3 different people and im very close to flipping out on some unexpectedly if I get approached about bullshit that I don’t need

BULLET PROOF CONDOM WHEN IM IN THESE HOES, GOT STAPLES ON MY DICK WHY? FUCKING CENTERFOLDS