January 2010
65 posts
You guys make my generation look like a bunch of...
thewearhaus:
onmy88:
Crying over every damn thing.
Bitchin’ about heartbreak. Guys are the new girls yo, niggas bitch more about girls leavin’ them more than ever. Dudes be on that “I don’t know if I’ll ever love again..” You must be gay since you ain’t even thinkin’ bout pussy. You only 18-20 talkin’ bout never finding love again, fags.
Starting internet beef.
Smoking weed by yourself...
I'm an asshole
sodomandgonorrhea:
Not the Internet kind either.
dre
Ain’t a hood nigga but a nigga from the ho-od See mama stayed on me so I turned out pretty go-od But if you wanna try it sucker now then we can do it Ha ha sleep, Tylenol PM if I pull it Sh-sh-sheep, count ‘em for the rest of ya life Yeah yeah ya partner got away but now he vegetable-like So so I sent his mom and dad a whole case of V8 He can die, any second, how much long...
That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love. Well, it works both ways.
– Fight Club (via eletheowl)
You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain’ with no marriage...
Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until...
– Mike Myers (via littlemiss)
my man sean
A true me give her tug love and say bye bye bye
WORD.
lowliveshideout:
They call me Jay Electronica Fuck that. Call me Jay ElecHannukah Jay ElecYamaka Jay ElecRamadaan Muhammad Asalaamica Rasoul Allah Supana Watallah through your monitor. My uzi still weighs a ton check the barometer I’m hotter than the muthafuckin sun check the thermometer.
99 Things I Love About You
insidemyuniverse:
poeticheartache:
fuckyeahhlove:
1. Your smile.
2. When you used to ask me to play songs on guitar.
3. When we sing together.
4. Your big, brown puppy eyes. And how the sun hits them and makes them look honey colored.
5. The crinkles in your nose you get when you smile really hard.
6. Your ears. How they curve, how they’re so sensitive.
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10 commandments of college
The 10 commandments of College Credit to the College humor guide Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten...